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We regret to inform our Cootie membership that Supreme Chaplain Steve Smith passed away on Sunday April 13, 2014. Please click HERE for funeral service information.
Please keep Steve's family in your thoughts and prayers.
Listen Cooties!
Have you asked yourself these questions lately?
- Have you reached out to your delinquent species pediculi and explained why their continued membership is very important to the mission of the Military Order of the Cootie?
- Have you checked with the Hospital Chairman as to the timely submission of the Hospital reports?
- Have you made sure that you have submitted the donation for the Supreme Special Projects?
- Checked with the Inspector as to the schedule to ensure inspections are 100%?
If you haven’t, get out from in front of this computer screen and WORK THOSE SEAMS!
When you have answered all questions as 100%, THEN GET OUT THERE AND ASSIST YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO BE ABLE TO SAY THE SAME!
Remember, we are closer than a brother, busier than a bee. And until we ALL can say 100% our jobs are not done. If you need any assistance DO NOT HESITATE, PROCRASTINATE OR ABROGATE to contact Supreme Headquarters or myself. Thats what we are here for.
And most important..........HAVE FUN DOING IT !
Yours in L.O.T.C.S.,
Mark Newman
Supreme Commander