Military Order of the Cootie

2026–2027 Membership Report

Keeping the Crummy Fraternity strong. Live membership totals from the MASTER sheet.

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Current Membership
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Membership Goal
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Toward Goal
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Pup Tents at 100%+
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Top 10 Grands

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Top 10 Pup Tents

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Grand and Independent Division Details

Select a heading to see the individual Pup Tents. Grand progress is calculated from the sum of member counts divided by the sum of goals.

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Source: 2026–2027 Membership Report · MASTER tab · Column F membership goal · Column BH current total membership. Grand / independent classifications follow MASTER section headings. Subtotals are excluded.

Our Favorite Sayings

"Keep 'em Smilin' in Beds of White"
"Closer than a Brother"
"Busier than a Bee"
"Increase and Multiply"

Our Motto

"Honor, Loyalty, Perseverance and Industry" Because we are...
"The Honor Degree of the Veterans of Foreign Wars"