Welcome to our "Crummy" News Page
Supreme General Order #3 click Here!
The Supreme Clown Program is back at the National Home! Click Here for details.
The Military Order of the Cootie is now a
Purple Heart Organization!
Click Here to view the proclamation
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
Let's get out into those "Fertile Hunting Grounds" and invite some unsuspecting Atom to take those backward steps and become a part of our "Crummy Fraternity" so they too are able to spread the "Sulphur Ointment of Happiness" to veterans and their families!
Yours in LOTCS,
The Great Blue Louse