Cootie Courier

Publication Dates
The deadline for Cootie Courier article submission is the 25th of the month before publication. Issues are published quarterly in January, April, July and October. 

Newshound's Note: When you submit articles, please use Word or PDF format. I prefer the "Arial" font with a height of 14 points. For your Crummy pictures, JPEG, PDF, TIFF and PNG files are acceptable. If you send pictures snail mail, try to have a bright picture.

Remember to identify who you are and if possible, who's in the pictures that you send. Also, please include a brief who, what, when, where and why of the Lousy event or occasion.

You never know if your Lousy picture will end up on the cover of our Crummy Rag so be inventive. 

October Issue

Cootie Comics – The Lousiest Laughs in the Lot!
Hey there, fresh-hatched Cootie!  Ever wonder how we crawled outta the barracks and into the funniest, zaniest Honor Degree in the VFW?   Well, grab your magnifying glass and buzz on over to our Cootie Comic Book! Inside, you’ll discover the time-honored ways of true Specie Pediculi—how we talk the talk, act the act, and keep our antennae twitchin’ with pride and mischief.

These pages are packed with laughter, tradition, and just the right amount of Lousy.   You’ll meet the kind of comrades who can make a hospital visit feel like a parade and turn any Scratch into a circus.   So don’t just sit there groomin’—click below, flip those pages, and become part of Cootie lore!
Click HERE to Shred the Cootie Comic Book!